May 2013
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His opening line was, “Did you just fart?”
Oh my goddess, marry me.
classyandcrassy:
at least i know more about california than i do idaho
i mean, all i know is
potatoes
i did a whole report in the fifth grade on idaho and all i retained is potatoes
Idaho is Water skiing, potatoes, and Mormon corridor.
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April 2013
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my "what Alaska is" essays
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“Everything I know about Alaska I saw in a movie”
Alaska is the largest state. Alaska is the last state to gain acceptance into the Union. Alaska is foreign, far removed from the body of our nation, amputated, leaving us to stop from time to time and remember that is in fact still there, just—cut off from the rest of us—frozen.
Alaska is sled dog races, and fur-clad men shouting “Mush!”...
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It shrinks my liver, doesn’t it? It pickles my kidneys, yes. But what does...
– The Lost Weekend
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nowhereme:
dinolich:
http://m.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jim-caviezel-laura-dern-michael-443982
I guess they’re making a sportsball movie about my high school.
Still so weird. Yay for my class breaking the winning streak and losing
FINALLY THIS IS HAPPENING. DLS has one of the greatest, if not the greatest winning streaks in football. I will never forget what it was like to be apart of...
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There are few things more painful than feeling like you’re constantly going out...
– http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/when-they-dont-love-you-back/
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we might as well be strangers
and my soul cries out in this urban wilderness, because i miss you, and there is nothing, no substitute, that can quench this thirst. addiction it might have been, but i won’t be through this withdrawal until every memory, every feeling, all the time stopping, heart pounding moments, have been ripped from my consciousness and replaced with the dull ache of folly, and the experience of a...
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